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       Margaret Webster knew she was the epitome of cool. So hip that she dropped out of cheerleading without sacrificing her popularity. So hip that she started the trend of wearing mismatched tube socks with strappy sandals. So hip that old Mister Johannson in math class gave her A's just for using florescent pens to write out calculus formulas. 
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      But underneath all this coolness, Margaret had a terrifying secret.
       Her IQ. 
       Eighteen points above the normal range, Margaret's brain needed something more stimulating than cola-flavored lip gloss or Sixties-revival peace sign earrings. 
      The answer, Margaret decided, must combine her innate coolness with her cursed intelligence. Her mission: to begin a world wide revolution by introducing hipster phrases into the vernacular. 
      After stopping by the West Brunnersville Post Office to pick up the lastest issue of Seventeen and a Cybergirl clothing catalog from her mail box, Maragret spontaneously spread a few juicy ones. 
     Near the stamp vending machine, an elderly gentleman tipped his grey flannel hat. "Good day, Miss," he said. 
     "Springsoling," replied Margaret. With this one word, she conveyed all the pleasures of youth, feeling light on her feet, strutting with the confidence of a still virginal nymphette. Now if the old man could just pass this word to his neighbors, and they in turn might repeat the word to a growing circle. Well! Soon the whole world would be springsoling with her. 
     On the steps outside the post office, Margaret paused to observe a boy who showing off a golden caterpillar to several onlookers. "Caterjoyed," Margaret said, loud enough to draw attention. With this new term, she shared multi-legged happiness, assuming that both the word and the mood would spread. 

 
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