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       He was born special. The type of specialness expressed in a larger than usual heart, slightly elongated cranium, restricted peripheral vision, strong work ethic, and single-minded focus. As a result, the gentle fellow devotes most of his waking hours to one primary task: the washing of sweaters.
       Townsfolk call him Sweater Boy. Any large size woman who patronizes the local bus system knows him well. 
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     Every morning -- weekends and holidays included -- Sweater Boy arrives at the town transit center long before the first routes begin. He carries a battered attache case, clasp broken and strap close to pulling apart. Systematically organized inside that case were handprinted business cards, blue plastic garbage bags, a note pad, and several ballpoint pens. 
       Whenever a lady of ample girth passed by, Sweater Boy would bow like a courtier. With a slow, weighty gesture, he would extend a single business card and begin his sales pitch: 
      "Madam, I wash sweaters. I wash them professionally, and I wash them with care." Sweater Boy swings out both arms in the grand tradition of history's finest orators. 
      "Madam, I promise the greatest attention to all your knitted valuables. I'll rinse them and soap them and rinse them again. I'll dry them and stretch them and wash them once more!" His voice booms this last sound, with mouth wide open and eyes glistening. 
      Long-time residents manage to board their bus before this finale, after trying politely to return the handmade card. But sometimes Sweater Boy lures in a new one, a woman charmed by small town ways or intrigued by the bargain price.
      What does Sweater Boy charge? Nothing, absolutely nothing. His attentive laundry services are free. 
 

 
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Ask SweaterBoy for laundry tips
 Go directly to Mail Box 3
 Visit the West Brunnersville Bus Transit Center. 
Who the heck wrote this thing?