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| Meanwhile, across town, a diabolical
individual (whose name cannot yet be revealed) slipped something into the
pocket of a woman's sweater. That something will later be a clue for solving
the most sensational mystery of West Brunnersville's history. But
we digress . . . |
| Sweater Boy knows nothing of clues or
scandals or evils. But he does know that a lush mound of flesh in a queen
size 24X approaches along Miracle Avenue. He springs into action. |
| Looking closely, you might see the momentary
grimace on Maria Ontiveros' face. Four children, a full-time job at HyperDial,
enrollment in technical college, and Sweater Boy. How much can a person
bear? |
| Sweater Boy extends his business card
and bows. "Madam, I wash sweaters." |
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